It's that time of year again when the local farmers give
their fields a crew-cut. From up here, the giant rounds of hay look like cotton
reels dotted around the meadows below. Our man with the racy blue tractor has
been and done his work on the Dog's Meadow here in two intense days of
activity. His machine spewed out the big modern-day rectangular bales, which he
stacked up overnight into a towering edifice of hay. The smell of shorn grass is
fabulous and it means that I can launch old tennis balls for Daphne now into
previously uncharted territory.
It's that time of year, too, when hornets the size of
Lancaster bombers buzz around the vicinity with menace, and flying mange-touts
sneak into the house to sit surreptitiously on the walls, waiting for the
moment when you're least expecting it to exercise their wings and land on your
desk when you're right in the middle of something. It's enough to give you
heart failure.
These giant crickets or whatever they are could just as
well be locusts. Like the colony, in fact, that used to live in a glass tank in
the corridor of the biology wing at my old school. They were a source of
fascination for some, but I remember that they smelled peculiar and they were a
reminder, even then, of biblical plagues and bad things for the environment.
With the intense heat this week, the mange-touts seem
like harbingers of arid times to come. Already there's dark talk of drought.
Poodle Man – who's back in town for the summer with his slow-moving wife,
Poodle Woman, and their woolly black poodle, Cajot – stopped in his car on
Saturday morning to meet Daphne, who was sitting good-girl style by the side of
the road. He told me that the underground cistern in their garden is completely
dry.
I hadn't realised that it had rained so little in recent
months. The winter seemed reassuringly wet enough to replenish the aquifers,
but apparently not. Gardeners and farmers rely on a wet spring, but apart from
the humungous storm that swept much of our drive onto the grass, it would
appear that the spring has been uncommonly dry.
It's not just Poodle Man sounding a note of gloom. The
girls were out walking the dog the other evening and they bumped into Gil Scott
Thomas – well that's my name for the younger of the two Thomas brothers, two
integral parts of the clan that owns all the houses in a nearby domain: a kind of hamlet occupied
entirely by members of the same extended family. He's a nice man, by far the
better catch of the two brothers, who used to drive the school bus.
He talks with a funny piping voice, just half an octave
down from Lou Donaldson, the alto saxophonist. Like his brother, he likes to
talk – only his talk is much more interesting. Perhaps my wife used the excuse
of having to get back to water the vegetables, but it prompted some extended
reminiscences about his childhood in these parts. You didn't have to water in
those days; you could always count on regular rain showers. Besides, they
didn't have running water up here on the crest and they used to have to trudge
down to the village and fill up from a well or a fountain.
We water our paltry potager
from our four green rain water butts, stationed at each down pipe at the four
corners of our house. It's a labour, but not one of love. Not since in the
early days in the Corrèze, where the soil is significantly richer than it is
here, have we had vegetables in the kind of numbers that makes the toil
worthwhile. It's true that there's nothing quite like a lettuce that has
survived the local slugs and that you've cut from your very own plot, but
there's a young guy at the Martel market who grows salades that are almost as good, so personally I'd rather pay him a
euro for each one in recognition of all the hard work that goes into it. Still,
we live in the country and we have a duty to grow our own. After all, Hitler
would never have been defeated had we all rested on our spades and not dug
collectively for victory.
Our rain butts, though, are already getting dangerously
low. There's nothing spare for the roses, which are wilting now. Past their
best for another season. The Good Wife's iPhone suggests that there might be
rain on Wednesday. There were dark clouds yesterday evening and rumbles of
distant thunder, but the phone suggested only 1% chance of precipitation – and it
was dead right. So I watered begrudgingly before watching Barcelona beat
Juventus in the European Cup Final. Wednesday had better not prove such a damp
squib or there will be trouble. You mark my words.
We've spared a little rain water for the hound, who
discovered an old blue plastic skip beside the log stores full of stagnant
black water. We've converted it into a paddling pool for her and she spends
ages in there, splashing about and keeping cool – and more to the point,
entertaining herself. If she proves a very good girl – and she's currently in
disgrace after pulling off our table a CD from the record library and chewing
up the plastic sleeve – we might even keep it full with water from the mains in
the event of the rains failing. For the moment, we can launch the tennis ball
into the great beyond, she will run to fetch it, bring it back, drop it at our
feet and plunge into her pool to cool down.
From somewhere up above behind my head, there came an
extraordinary metallic rattling noise, which threw me off my stride. On getting
up to investigate, I spotted a mange-tout tucked up in the shady angle of the
beam. At least it signalled its presence. But it's remarkable that one little
creature can produce such a strident noise. A plague of them and I guess you're
talking the kind of sense-around
sound in that scene from Terence Mallick's Days
of Heaven, when wave after wave of locusts ravage the growing corn.
Hopefully, it won't come to that here. The farmers for now will keep on pumping water from the Dordogne to irrigate their mono-cultivated crops, while pool owners top up from the mains. After all, we're half a world away from California, where they've had something like 20 years of drought. It couldn't happen here. Could it?
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